Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
It takes every blade of grass to make the meadow green… Even if your media does not tell you. This is amazing.
I’ve been working on my tan lines all summer. I hope you can appreciate them.
I want your arms around me so tight it hurts to breath, like it’d hurt you to let me go. I wanna drown in your scent. All night. Darling, hold me.
I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.
Christ on a bike!
i cAN’T BRHREATEH