You can plug in anywhere on the square
God is that you
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
- girl: babe come over
- boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
- girl: my parents aren't home
- boy: I know
No its okay. I know you changed your contact names in your phone and I know you call them when I’m not around. I know you’re hiding stuff, and that’s okay. Because you’re entitled your right to lie. And you’re entitled your right to your privacy. But I’m entitled to not care. And before long I won’t be there to put up with it. And that’s okay because I’m entitled to be happy too..
A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.
The bravest woman on Earth.
I love her. Forever reblog.