when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship
thank you Bathtub Barracuda.
I keep laughing.
HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE
EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT
This is so important yet it has so few notes
This is why I will never get into all of these “support the troops” stuff. Because how the fuck do we know they’re not doing this?
- Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
- Me: Someone told me to go to hell
- Me: Couldn't find it at first
- Me: But now I'm here